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Rush Limbaugh claims that dicks are shrinking worldwide — and that chicks are to blame.

No, really.

Raw Story, reblogging a Media Matters post, brought to our attention Rush’s recent rant against — you guessed it — liberated women.

Rush — who pretty much symbolizes the GOP’s insecure white guy schtick — says that “feminazis” are to blame for males’ allegedly diminutive members.

The Italian sexuality study, on the other hand, points to environmental and lifestyle factors, namely air pollution and global warming, as the likely culprits.

Rush, however, will not be deterred by all that science stuff.

“I don’t buy this,” he said. “I think it’s feminism. If it’s tied to the last 50 years, the average size of the member is 10 percent smaller over 50 years, it has to be the feminazis [...] and the chick-ification of everything else.”

So, yes … let’s get this straight.

For Rush, two feminism-based ideologies that also empower men’s reproductive rights — sex positivism and revolutions in contraception — are somehow negatively impacting their sexual health.

Yeah …

Then again, what kind of reasoning WOULD you expect from a guy who probably thinks Teeth is a documentary?

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