Tag Archives: Florida

Wombs Are Not State-Owned Spawn Factories

Imagine you’re pregnant. Let’s not get into how or why. We’ll assume it involved basic biology. Anyway, you’re staring at a plastic wand with a plus sign on it as panic settles in. You’re low on options and scared shitless. The good news is that you’re the boss of your own body, and for now, [...]

Swamp Abyss Sorcery: Florida’s New Heavy Metal Manifesto

There is a darkness lurking beneath the sunny beaches and smiling faces that make up Florida’s public facade. All that sunshine eventually blisters and burns, inspiring those left scarred to seek out a dimmer, more Stygian existence. With that in mind, it makes perfect sense that a recently released digital compilation, spearheaded by the merry [...]

Choice Advocates Must Stay Vigilant in Florida

As tends to happen during election years, legislators want to woo religious-right voters, and Florida’s lawmakers are certainly no exception. And as it turns out, State House reps are now mulling over two bills that would limit abortion. The first measure, HB 839, would only let women have abortions until 20 weeks after fertilization — [...]

Danation: Now that Newt’s Out, the Time of the Mexican Mormon Is at Hand

There was a time when this would have been a fun primary to write about. The rise and fall of Michelle Bachmann, laid low by her own stupidity. Then the rise and fall of Rick Perry, laid low by his stupidity and/or hunting camp. Then the rise and fall of Herman Cain, laid low by [...]

Immortal Rites: Florida Death Metal Reigns Eternal

Florida death metal is one of the most important and influential scenes to ever disgrace the heavy metal pantheon. It’s been immortalized to the point that a mere mention to one of the faithful immediately conjures up an image of Morbid Angel pentagrams, Cannibal Corpse album covers, lovingly depicted scenes of depravity and gore, cut-off shorts [...]

Newsmax Makes Its Move

Amid a Republican primary season rich with conflict, one skirmish has been largely overlooked: the battle between conservative news outlets for the rights to kingmaker status. Squarely in the thick of this battle is a cynical, spam-belching, spin-happy website from West Palm Beach called Newsmax [...]

Florida Republicans: You Have My Sympathy (But Not My Vote)

To the Republicans of Florida: I’m writing to discuss with you that sense of foreboding that haunted your polling places on Tuesday; that evil shudder that crawled up your backbone and down your arm, causing your fingers to jag ever so slightly toward the name “Newt Gingrich” before proceeding on their foreordained course to “Mitt [...]

Dear Allen, in Which Our Distinguished Congressman Fields Your Questions

Note from the editor: In the tradition of “Congressman’s Corner,” Salty Eggs has invited Rep. Allen West to field questions from his South Florida constituents. Until we get a response to our query, we will do our best to answer questions on his behalf, based on what we know of his temperament and politics [...]

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Wombs Are Not State-Owned Spawn Factories

Swamp Abyss Sorcery: Florida’s New Heavy Metal Manifesto

Choice Advocates Must Stay Vigilant in Florida

Danation: Now that Newt’s Out, the Time of the Mexican Mormon Is at Hand

Immortal Rites: Florida Death Metal Reigns Eternal

Newsmax Makes Its Move

Florida Republicans: You Have My Sympathy (But Not My Vote)

Dear Allen, in Which Our Distinguished Congressman Fields Your Questions

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C&I Studios: The Art of Production and Altruism in Fort Lauderdale

Tonight: Littman Theater Makes Tribute to Venezuelan Composer, Aldemaro Romero

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