Danation: Voter Fraud, Fiscal Cliffs, and Other Illusory Bull
You would think that, with the election over, we would not have to deal with such tremendous levels of bullshit. That our daily political diet would consists of more substantial matters. That we would leave the empty calories of the campaign season behind. You might think that, but you would, of course, be wrong. And [...]
Dear Allen: One Flew Over the Colonel’s Nest
Note from the editor: In the tradition of “Congressman’s Corner,” Salty Eggs has invited Rep. Allen West to field questions from his South Florida constituents. Until we get a response to our query, we will do our best to answer questions on his behalf, based on what we know of his temperament and politics. Dear [...]
Danation: It’s Morning in America, Goddamn It
To the Tea Party, and everyone else who pulled the Republican Party so far to the right that it was barely recognizable even to its own extremely conservative base: Thank you, you backwards, noxious masses. You crazy-ass swine, you degenerate yahoos, you made this happen, and I love you. Because of your incredibly atavistic, utterly [...]
Review: Marco Rubio’s ‘An American Son’ Could’ve Been Interesting. Oh Well.
The political world is abuzz with Marco Rubio updates, rumors, speculations. Will the Republican Senator from Florida be on Mitt Romney’s ticket? Will he help Republicans win back the Hispanic vote? From the psycho-right wing: Is he eligible to run? People outside junkie circles of punditry have also started to pay attention to the Cuban-American mentee [...]
Dear Allen: My Cheatin’ Heart
Note from the editor: In the tradition of “Congressman’s Corner,” Salty Eggs has invited Rep. Allen West to field questions from his South Florida constituents. Until we get a response to our query, we will do our best to answer questions on his behalf, based on what we know of his temperament and politics. Dear [...]
Danation: Come Senators, Congressmen, Don’t Drop the Ball
The Tea Party’s favorite senator, Florida’s own Marco Rubio, made news over the weekend by demonstrating just why the Obama-is-a-commie-Kenyan-Antichrist crowd loves him. At a fundraising event (Understandably, as at this time in the election cycle, our elected representatives make few appearances other than at fundraising events.), Rubio said of the president, “We have not [...]
Dear Allen: I Am Not a Rainbow Warrior!
Note from the editor: In the tradition of “Congressman’s Corner,” Salty Eggs has invited Rep. Allen West to field questions from his South Florida constituents. Until we get a response to our query, we will do our best to answer questions on his behalf, based on what we know of his temperament and politics. Dear [...]
Dear Allen: I Am the Idiot Whisperer
Note from the editor: In the tradition of “Congressman’s Corner,” Salty Eggs has invited Rep. Allen West to field questions from his South Florida constituents. Until we get a response to our query, we will do our best to answer questions on his behalf, based on what we know of his temperament and politics. Dear [...]
Dear Allen: In Which the Fla. Congressman Talks White House Correspondents Dinner and Kanye West
Note from the editor: In the tradition of “Congressman’s Corner,” Salty Eggs has invited Rep. Allen West to field questions from his South Florida constituents. Since we haven’t received a response to our query, we will do our best to answer questions on his behalf, based on what we know of his temperament and politics. Dear [...]